Hysteric Housewife

I'm back!! After about three years of absence, I realized how much I love and enjoy bitchin' around, and since the world can be a very judgemental and bitter place, I shall confide to this dear blog of mine. But, people out there might be able to read what I bitch about, isn't that what worry me? Oh hell no! I'm not worry at all, after all, there is a part of me who is such an attention whore that she makes me sick sometimes.

Anywaaaay, three years! Wow! So many things happened in three years! I am now a mother of two! And I have like the most adorable babies! I'm beginning to sound like a typical mother or here where I live, we say, kaya emak emak yah cyiiiiinnnn! If I'm not mistaken, my last post was a picture of me six or seven months pregnant with my first child, trying to look supah stylish when in fact I looked like a sloppy walrus.

Some of you may remember this to be a "fashion" blog *I am throwing up a la Emily Rose in Exorcist out of disgust upon hearing myself*. Seriously, Dewi??? A fashion blog???!! Were you even that stylish?! For crying out loud *continues throwing up the Pepes Ikan my mom made for lunch*. My mom is here from Singapore and she cooks the best dishes! #SALAHFOKUS
Ok, back to our current topic. Me??? A fashion blogger??!! SERIOUSLY WHAT WAS I THINKING??!! I DO NOT have the time (most importantly money) to dress up in fancy new clothes every single day! I DO NOT #wakeuplikethis (imagine those so called celebgrams posing sassy in their red lipstick with that hashtag). I woke up every morning looking like crap! With a pair of puffy eyes, pale face and my signature megaloman aka super messy hair. Fashion blogger, much?? BAH!

Why would I even considered or tried? I guess I was THAT selfless! I wanted to be everything that looked or sounded WOW. GEEEEZZZ!!! GROW UP, WOMAN! HEEEYY!! I DID!!! Excuse my soliloquy, you will probably read a lot of it here in my blog. But, a BIG one like Kim K's but(t).. I gotta give myself a pat on the shoulder for the confidence I had! Confidence much or shameless much? You be the judge! I don't really care, as Tay Tay would say, haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate.

So, after three years, I think have finally know me better. Much better. I am definitely NOT a fashion blogger material. I can never afford the time to dress up pretty and pose for the camera everyday. There are more important things that I have to tend to. I'm definitely FAR from a stylish or a cool person, I am not girly but I do like makeups. I am a nerd who loves the geek stuffs. I love to cook, I love to (think that I can) bake, I love making bento for my family but most of all, I love to eat. I enjoyed going to IKEA or even Ace Hardware more than going to H&M. I am far from graceful or elegant, I talk the shit. I say whatever is going on in my head. But I have learnt that some people are so sensitive, they get offended so easily that they hated me for that. *Tay Tay playing in my head - haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate, I'm just gonna shake it off, off off, shake it off*. I am willing to change and be better only for myself and my children. Period.

So in this newly ressurected blog of mine, I will write about my daily bitchin', post some recipes maybe when I have the time and some other stuffs depending on my mood. For now, I will end my post for the day because I am starting to get nauseous as I am typing this blog on my cell phone. *Drake's Hotline Bling is ringin in my head - you used to call me on my cell phone.. Oh crap, I seriously wanna throw up*.